I hope blogging isn't as hard as picking the title

I was paralyzed when it asked me to name this blog. Already?! How could I possibly know what to call it  so soon? I wanted something smart and laugh-out loud "funny cause it's true." Yeah, good luck with that. Then this title popped into my head. It is a precise summation of my uniquely embarrassing story. Like that six word life-story website.

Yeah, Tell the truth for once! Let it All Hang Out. Accountability. Go for it!

I regretted it instantly. As soon as I finished typing, my mind rallied:

15 Minutes of Thin

The Prodigal Dieter Returns

Heather eats less and exercises more

Heather-wise and pound foolish

Yo-Yo diethood

A fat chick sitting around, writing 'bout herself

But now that I've slept on it, I do like the title. It reflects me perfectly.

Proud and regretful

Ridiculously optimistic

Neurotically compartmentalized self confidence that comes from having already won this battle once, however briefly.

A self-deprecating zinger, because a sarcastic laugh is the only way I can bear to tell the truth, esp. about myself.